Are you fucking retarded? Don't look for meaningful, or even sane, relationships on the internet, at least not here. Trust me. Just don't. And stop asking me to set up a singles section, it's lame. It would just be a bunch of lonely, horny loser dudes and a few chicks with too much shit wrong with them, and some of them wouldn't really be chicks, anyway.

Just, no.

I know some of you think it would be the coolest thing ever. I know, and that's why you are alone. You have no common sense, no social sense, you make terrible choices in life and everything you do is weird and inappropriate.

If you still think a dating thread would be cool, let me know so I can ban the shit out of you for life.